Thought for the day, courtesy of bash.org

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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Because I'm lazy, no NY this time

The Radio DJ You're 40% career-driven and 75% ambitious. In addition, you play 65% well with others, and you need a job that keeps you in the limelight 62% of the time!

You're a little bit outgoing and you have your enigmatic moments, but most of your life is spent in a booth... far, far removed from any human contact. You like having a job with a dedicated time slot, even if it is from ten to four in the morning. You know there are people out there listening; people out there who need you. And as long as you don't have anything to do with them, everyone will be happy. You know, it takes a lot of work to get this popular. It means a lot of easy listening stations, a lot of late night smooth jazz gigs... but you'll work your way up the ranks in due time. As an added bonus, you'll have one of the few jobs where people will recognize your fame and accomplishments, but not recognize you on the street. Perfect. Maybe people don't want to hear your squeaky high-pitched voice? Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options: As of yet, I have nothing that would look normal on a tax form. Does this sound like it might descibe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 39% on personability You scored higher than 59% on limelight You scored higher than 4% on career-driven You scored higher than 68% on ambition

Link: The Dream Job Test written by remymurphy on Ok Cupid